I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady.
HAHA YES!
still one of the best things ive ever seen.
slaughter melon reporting for duty.
BROCONUT
m a n g ERI NEFUCKING SLAUGHTERMELON
the oscars are over. all the awards have been presented, yet eddie redmayne remains at his table. in a quiet voice, he whispers “empty chairs, at empty tables…” while a man cleaning up in the corner rolls his eyes
quite possibly the greatest reaction to the meteor in russia
WHO WAS THE PERSON WHO PASSED UP THE CHANCE TO CALL GERMAN CURRENCY GERMONEY
